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Christopher Brandenburg was a quiet child. Never spoke up or defended himself even when his own friends made fun of him for lacking in the ability to spell the word 'cat'. I guess that would mean that he never really had that great of friends and probably shouldn't have considered them friends at all. Hmmm. Well on we go through the journey of Chris's lame life. And if any of you are wondering why Chris is speaking in the third person, don't ask for he doesn't know that himself. Onward! Well when Chris moved back to his home town of Minocqua, he finally started making friends, but was still made fun of by the biggest nerd in school for having a Power Rangers lunch box. At the time he didn't care what people thought about the Powers Rangers. They rocked! But after the lunch box incident, Powers Rangers became VERY uncool. I suppose Chris ended up going through childhood with at least a few good friends. Namely, Ross Bruggink, who Chris is still friends with, by the way. Ross and Chris played video games like Super Smash Bros. and other fun fun games. When they both started maturing, Star Wars came into their world. As well as Sword Fighting!! :O How cool is that!? Well most would say none at all. Actually probably frown upon that quite a bit. Then they both split off and went to different colleges. Ross to the Twin Cities and Chris to the Green Bay. Chris eventually got into computer games. For a long time he played Diabo 2 Lord of Destruction!! He met his ex girlfriend Lindsay on D2. Lindsay treated Chris bad and Chris does not feel like discussing that subject any further. But very good things came after that :D Chris met Missy and Chris and Missy became good friends. Eventually Chris and Missy confessed their love for each other and soon Chris drove down to Illinois on the dread Highway 290(Chris does not want to discuss that situation either)and see that sweet ass of Missy's. It was an awkward moment, of course. Missy ignored Chris almost the whole weekend for she seemed to be absolutely digusted by Chris's face!! And Missy and Chris never saw each other again :( j/k :P She didn't seem to be too horrified by Chris's abominable face. And god damn! Chris really did love the feel of Missy's sweet ass! WOOOOT!! Hot dog!! :P Things went well for awhile but distance between the two eventually made things all bad. So Missy and Chris are only friends. They still see each other and they even play Star Wars RPG with Missy's sister, Sammy! Chris also became friends with one of Missy's friends, Collin. Collin and Chris play games like Guild Wars and City of Heroes together just about every day :D And now on to the reason why Chris is making a....what ever this thing is!! Sammy is, obviously, also one of Chris's friends and she asked him to do this...thing. Also if anyone hears things being said about Chris wanting to make sweet sweet love to Ian and Chris's brother Corey...IT'S NOT TRUE! IT WAS ALL A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING THAT EVERYBODY FOUND HILARIOUS, EVEN CHRIS HIMSELF. Well now that Chris got that out of the way, this biography can come to an end.